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This Holiday’s Movie: “Transformers”
“Before time began there was The Cube…” Uh-oh. Yet this opening voiceover was but the latest evidence that Transformers the movie and anything associated with it is simply bad, wrong, and possibly...
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REPOST: “Transformers”
In, uh…anticipation seems like the wrong word… preparation for Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, I’m reposting my review of the original Transformers , uploaded July 5, 2007. “Before time began...
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A meeting of the minds: “Melancholia”
Lars von Trier’s Melancholia is about the end of the world. And being depressed. Though these two things don’t dovetail like you’d expect—I mean, the end of everything is pretty depressing. But, no, in...
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Michael Bay’s death march of fun continues: “Transformers: Age of Extinction”
Transformers: Age of Extinction is the fourth installment in Michael Bay’s Transformers trilogy. Mull that over a bit; it makes as much sense as anything else in this movie. And speaking of, okay, I...
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